My Human has Lost it

My human is clearly confused. Today she claimed she made pizza…False! She called them pizza “bites”… Also false! There was no gooey cheesy goodness on top, no signature triangle shape, no CHANCE of toppings accidentally spilling to the floor for me to eat!  And the term ” bites” is very inaccurate too, it was more like a giant mouthful! And it didn’t come in a box with Panago on the top. Clearly this was not real pizza.

Let me explain what she did so you can better judge her sanity. Here’s how she made Pizza Bites:

First she got this bag of dough and separated it into a bunch of tiny balls the size golf balls. Then she used this wood stick thing, that the little one thought was a toy, and squished these poor little balls flat.

Next she put a blob of pizza sauce, diced up pepperoni and mozza cheese in the middle.

Now I know what you’re thinking, this sounds like a pizza right? I thought so too! But then she took the mini pizzas and folded them together into a little ball! Trapping the delicious gooey cheese in the middle, with no chance of escaping to the floor for me to eat.

She then placed them all in a glass dish, brushed raw baby chicken (an egg) on it, and sprinkled Parmesan and garlic powder on top. Then she baked for 20 min at 425 in the oven.

These so called “bites” grew to the size of a small dinner bun, and had no resemblance to pizza at all! 

I am now questioning her sanity and believe I have become the superior one within this house. I must now take on a new role as “Supreme Being” or “The Amazing Moto”… I’ll work on the title.

It is time to show my dominance by taking up the best spot on the couch and forcing my human to carry me to bed.

Until next time…

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woof woof – Moto

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We’re making this up as we go…

Winter is in full force, which means I have moved into hibernation mode and refuse to leave my blanket except to eat and pee.  However, today I made an exception, I ventured out of my warm cocoon to find out what my human was making.

My human made Creamy Chicken Cilantro or what she called that anyways, I think she was just making things up as she went seeing as she kept realizing she didn’t have the right ingredients and had a surprising amount of wine.

First she fried the chicken till it was cooked all the way through, then placed it on a plate and put a blanket of tin foil on it so the poor chicken stayed warm.

This is where things got interesting. She was supposed to put onions and cilantro in the pan with chicken stock, but she quickly realized she didn’t have chicken sauce sooooo she used beef stock. This seemed like a major “four paw”, whatever that means.  Not a good thing I hear…

After it boiled and reduced itself magically, she added 1/3 cup heavy cream. And then added the chicken back to the sauce.

Lastly she was SUPPOSED to put the chicken and sauce over rice, but she apparently forgot to BUY rice!! So she improvised with vermicelli noodles.

All in all I think it worked out, although my human went through two glasses of wine and said a few colourful words in the process…

Back to my blankey for me as my human still has this rule that I can’t “eat the human food”, Thor is oblivious to this and keeps starring at my human wanting food. He also seems to think the blanket I’m sleeping under is his bed…when will he ever learn?

Until next time…

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woof woof – Moto

We’re making this up as we go…

Winter is in full force, which means I have moved into hibernation mode and refuse to leave my blanket except to eat and pee.  However, today I made an exception, I ventured out of my warm cocoon to find out what my human was making.

My human made Creamy Chicken Cilantro or what she called that anyways, I think she was just making things up as she went seeing as she kept realizing she didn’t have the right ingredients and had a surprising amount of wine.

First she fried the chicken till it was cooked all the way through, then placed it on a plate and put a blanket of tin foil on it so the poor chicken stayed warm.

This is where things got interesting. She was supposed to put onions and cilantro in the pan with chicken stock, but she quickly realized she didn’t have chicken sauce sooooo she used beef stock. This seemed like a major “four paw”, whatever that means.  Not a good thing I hear…

After it boiled and reduced itself magically, she added 1/3 cup heavy cream. And then added the chicken back to the sauce.

Lastly she was SUPPOSED to put the chicken and sauce over rice, but she apparently forgot to BUY rice!! So she improvised with vermicelli noodles.

All in all I think it worked out, although my human went through two glasses of wine and said a few colourful words in the process…

Back to my blankey for me as my human still has this rule that I can’t “eat the human food”, Thor is oblivious to this and keeps starring at my human wanting food. He also seems to think the blanket I’m sleeping under is his bed…when will he ever learn?

Until next time…

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woof woof – Moto

I Licked One of the Fries…it is Mine Now!

Well, its been a long time since my last blog. A lot has changed!  My humans moved me to a new house, it is bigger and smells of newness…I have been doing my best to bring back my Eau de Moto by farting often. I think its working.

The little one Thor is still around, sadly they did not leave him behind despite my requests. He’s still as stupid as ever…

In more important news however, my human has finally gotten back to making delicious smelling meals, and boy oh boy today is a smeller.

Pulled Pork Wraps with fries!  I should add, I am not sure where the Pork was Pulled from nor do I like wrap music, but the smell was delicious regardless so I decided I would share.

First my human cooked the pulled pork in a slow cooker. She said it was one of those pre smoked ones (I didn’t think she condoned smoking but I guess its OK if its pork?).

Second she added BBQ sauce to the pork and “pulled” it. I am not quite sure what this means as I missed this part because the little one started chasing his tail and for a moment I actually thought he was going to get it this time…he didn’t.

Lastly she put the pulled pork on a pita wrap and added red onions, tomatoes and cheese. She added a side of French Fries as its the only form of potatoes my male human will eat.

The house smells deliciously like pork smokey goodness, pretty sure I just drooled, but that’s completely normal and unrelated to the smell…

Before I leave you I will give you one glimmer of hope in this otherwise disappointing life I live in…I totally licked one of my humans fries and he didn’t even notice! I call that a win.

Until next time…

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woof woof – Moto

Chinese Food Take in?

So my human has been away lately which meant I had no access to inform you all of my woes…life is difficult with out anyone to talk to…I mean, Thor is still around but all he talks about are squirrels and butterflies. I’ve missed you all greatly.

Tonight my human decided to try making take out…but inside…I am confused by the concept in general. She made Beef and Broccoli…Mmmm beef…

First – she mixes up the sauce of soy sauce, garlic cloves and brown sugar. She added that to the beef and began to cook on medium high in a frying pan with a little oil.

Second – Then she added the broccoli and beef broth. She put a lid over top and steamed it all together. She thought it was hilarious when she sneakily fed me broccoli…blaah!

Lastly – she placed it all on top of Jasmine rice and paraded it in front of me.

That stupid Thor acted like he was getting a treat when my human gave him broccoli…he ate it all. Rookie.
Until next time.

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– 1 lb beef thinly sliced
– 1 tsp olive oil
– 1/2 cup soy sauce
– 2 cloves garlic
– 1 tbsp brown sugar
– 1/2 cup beef stock
– 3 cups broccoli
– Jasmine rice

woof woof – Moto